The Burdens of the Maknae

Title: The Burdens of the Maknae
Characters: Yunho, Jaejoong, Changmin
Pairing: YunJae
Length: Drabble
Rating: G
Genre: Non-AU AU (if there exists such a thing OTL)

Summary: What if Changmin gets put into the band of the military police division when he enlists? What if he runs into YunJae at a music festival?

A/N1: Written on the extremely implausible assumption that the military police division has a band too. I don't know if it does, but  for the sake of the story, let's assume that it does xD
/waves creative licence wand/

A/N2: Written in a right royal hurry because I have class in 10 minutes and I had to write this or I would be fidgeting all through class lol. Hope you guys like it!

A/N3: My muses are celebrating the fact that Yunho has been put into a military band too...albeit of the 26th division  \o/ oh well, UKNOW how the universe works when it comes to Yunho and Jaejoong XD

A/N4: Credit to the person who made the lovely YunJae edit I've used here. Also credit to beeswaxing because this story for this fic was generated out of a conversation with her on LINE and she actually wrote one of Changmin's lines in this.




Changmin felt reasonably pleased with himself. He’d just met Yunho at the military music festival, and the sight and sound of his voice had done wonders to his mood. He had really missed him, even if he wouldn’t ever admit that fact out loud. Catching sight of his fellow band mates, he walked out of the pavilion to go get a glass of water before the performance started.

“Did you manage to meet your Yunho hyung, Changmin?”asked one of his friends.

“Yes,” replied Changmin with a small smile. “He looks healthy, and I’m sure he’s going to do really well….” His voice trailed off as he caught sight of another soldier walking determinedly towards the pavilion where the 26th division’s band was quartered. A soldier with rather familiar beautiful doe eyes.

Oh no. No no no no. Not again.

“Changmin, are you alright?”

“Um…give me a minute? We still have a few minutes before we need to perform, right?”

“Yes, but why are you going back into that pavilion? Didn’t you just come out?”

“I…just…have something to tell Yunho hyung that I’d forgotten about. I’ll be right back.”

Changmin hurried back into the pavilion to see his suspicions come true. Yunho and Jaejoong were making moon eyes at each other and it was only a matter of time before someone else noticed their unusual stares, and then there would be hell to pay.


“Jaejoong hyung, how lovely to see you!” said Changmin loudly, while smacking Jaejoong on the back hard. “Get a grip hyung, do I have to babysit you two here too?” he whispered urgently.

Jaejoong and Yunho shook themselves as though waking from a dream. “Minnie, you brat. I’d just come here to say hello to your hyung. There was no need to hit me quite so hard,” whispered Jaejoong back before loudly greeting Changmin with just as much enthusiasm.

“I hit you because I love you hyung. Have you forgotten our ‘One Touch’?” said Changmin with a tiny smirk.

“Aish, this brat—“

“Changmin-ah, why did you come back here? Did you forget something?” interjected Yunho, hoping to stave off another of the famous Soulfighter arguments.

“Yes I did. I am here to tell you both that you two are to stay at least two feet away from each other at all times, do you hear me?”

“But Changmin-ah..”

“Hyung, do I have to stuff myself between you two at all times again? We are in public!”

“But Changdol-ah..”

“HYUNG I AM THE MILITARY POLICE AND I SAY NO FRATERNISING!!!”

Jaejoong pouted at Changmin who remained unfazed. “Hyung, I am not Yunho hyung. Your pouts will not work on me.”

Jaejoong grimaced. “Fine. We’ll keep some distance between us. Happy?”

“Not entirely,” sniffed Changmin. “And be warned, I’m watching you two, so you’d better behave.”

A loud bell rang just then.

“Oh god it’s almost time for our performance,” exclaimed Changmin, quickly walking back out. By some miracle it appeared that no one else in Yunho’s division had overheard their whispered conversation.

x-----x-------x

Jaejoong pouted at Yunho disconsolately after Changmin left. “Can you believe this brat?”

Yunho smiled back affectionately at his boyfriend. “He’s a brat, but he’s ours.”

Jaejoong smiled back with sudden affection, his smile lighting up his whole face. “He’s our brat alright”
Hahahaha I need pics! Changmin cockblocking in the military xD lol! I'm pretty sure that if these two are even within a hundred feet of each other they'll be staring and PEOPLE WILL NOTICE hahaha ;D let alone 5 feet or less omg, sparks will fly xD
Poor Changmin is going to be VERY nervous throughout the performance, poor bb xDD
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Indeed xD might be difficult to concentrate when he's looking at his hyungs out of the corner of his eye to make sure they're behaving hahaha!
Imagine poor YunJae trying to perform with Changmin boring holes into their heads with his gaze xD
Loved it, you're a genius, that was so funny!!!
But at the end it was so cute, Yunho and Jae are proud of their baby brat.
I think now why Changmin chose the military police...
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Omg your comment seriously made my day :'D
Yunho and Jaejoong will always be proud of their snarky brat xD
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So cute~ Obvious YunJae are obvious and poor Changmin always seems to get stuck in the middle trying to make them behave^^
No wonder he's such a big brat now xDD
I'm also really amused at how your LJ profile picture basically sums up Changmin in this fic :D
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This one isn't my default, but I always use it for Minnie-in-the-middle moments haha I just love the YunJae + ThirdWheel!Min dynamic xD
Oh god. This is just cute! OMFG!
I wouldn't wonder if more YunJae (male) shippers will add to our population when YunJae discharged xD and ofc, even through those two feets away from each other, moon eyes is still the best communication of YunJae even without touching and gosh, I think it's more intimate than a touch *^*
Poor Minnie has to always cockblock YunJae to do damage control even in the military xD
Everyone will end up shipping them in the army lol xD
Yes, indeed ;; Their eyes speak volumes. No wonder poor Changmin is feeling so harassed xDD He's on permanent YunJae babysitting duty and it makes the snarky maknae very irritated with his hyungs xD
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LOL! With Changmin infamous cockblocking skills, I could totally picture this happening.
hahahahaha..yup changmin...
thax for saving the day..heheheeee
Changmin is always around to chaperon his hyungs lol xD
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“HYUNG I AM THE MILITARY POLICE AND I SAY NO FRATERNISING!!!”

^is this the line Nicki contributed? hahahaha. i think it is. XD

this is so niiiiiiiiiice~ <3
This is so beyond cute. Changmin's pretty much like "lord help us all" and Yunjae dgaf.

Love it!!
Changmin is THIS close to being done with his hyungs lol.
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“HYUNG I AM THE MILITARY POLICE AND I SAY NO FRATERNISING!!!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA LOVED IT :D

Poor Changmin having to deal with YunJae who can't keep their hands to themselves and their eyes off each other no matter where they are :')
Hahaha no wonder Changmin gets so bratty sometimes xDD He's always designated babysitter for his YunJae hyungs xDD
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Yunjae sure love their snarky maknae. I just want to put him across my knees and spank him when he cockblocks Yunjae.

Edited at 2015-09-20 04:28 pm (UTC)
Poor Changmin does have a point though...you just can't leave YunJae unsupervised in public xD

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